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You'll be dreadfully disappointed if you're into anything to do with extreme pain, watersports, dressing up in women's clothes or simply want a quick blow-job in an alley way.
Also guys, please don't send me any of your long, rambling, misspelt, grammatically incorrect, graphically detailed sexual fantasies. Believe me I receive them, they're boring and I'm singularly unimpressed.
Equally, don't even think about sending me a close-up photo of your genitals, it really is not flattering! Puh-lease!
You, ideally, will be as busy as I am and really not have time to waste chatting to people that are not mutually physically attractive. So don't even ask.
I know I'm a cold-hearted bitch, but I've learnt fast. I will, however respond to every text which shows what a sweetie I really am. lol
That's it...... over to u! |
